I could not help myself, I must pass this on, thanks Steph I'm a man. I can fix that ......

There are few things I forward these days...but when something makes me laugh as hard as President Cannon and I did....I must pass it on! I actually think the paper clip idea is pretty ingenious.

These are too  funny…..

 

 

                                                    Don't have a spoon?

I can fix that!

Seatbelt broken?

I can fix that!

(Is that a neck brace you have on?)

New TV too big for the old cabinet?

I can fix that!

No bottle opener?

I can fix that!

Room too dark using compact fluorescents?

I can fix that!

Electrical problem?

I can fix that!

Car stereo stolen?

I can fix that!

Bookshelf cracking under the weight?

I can fix that!

No ice chest?

I can fix that!

Can't read the ATM screen?

I can fix that!

Car imported from the wrong country?

I can fix that!

Satellite go out in the rain?

I can fix that!

Electric stove broken and can't heat coffee?

I can fix that.

Wiper motor burned out?

I can fix that!

WTF?

Display rack falling over?

I can fix that!

Desk overloaded?

I can fix that!

Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option?

I can fix that!

Exhaust pipe dragging?

I can fix that!

Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?

I can fix that!

Cables falling behind the desk?
I can fix that!

No skate park in town?

I can fix that!

and - last but not least - - - -

Out of diapers?

I can fix that!

 

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